Jack Ass Of The Week Award...
... Goes to Bryant Gumbel. What an idiot. Here's what I am talking about: He made some ridiculous comments about the Winter Games. Check it out:
"Because [the Winter Olympics] are so trying, maybe over the next three weeks we should all try too. Like try not to be incredulous when someone tries to link these games to those of the ancient Greeks who never heard of skating or skiing. So try not to laugh when someone says these are the world's greatest athletes, despite a paucity of Blacks that makes the Winter Games look like a GOP convention. Try not to point out that something's not really a sport if a pseudo-athlete waits in what's called a "kiss and cry area" while some panel of subjective judges decides who won. And try to blot out all logic when announcers and sports writers pretend to care about the luge, the skeleton, the biathlon, and all those other events they don't understand and totally ignore for all but three weeks every four years. Face it, these Olympics are little more than a marketing plan to fill space and sell time during the dreary days of February. So, if only to hasten the arrival of the day they're done, and we can move on to March Madness, for God's sake, let the Games begin."
OK, is he serious?? The ancient Greeks have never heard of skiing or skating? Hey jerk off.... Do you think these ancient Greeks have ever heard of BASKETBALL??? You know... One of the main events in the SUMMER Olympics that YOU promote?? It looks like a GOP convention?? What in the hell do you think you proved by saying that?? Is it because of your observation that there are no black people in the Olympics? Or is it because your a liberal douchebag who doesn't know shit from Shinola? That these people are not true athletes because they are not black? Do you think the US Olympic committee have barred black people from competing or trying out? It didn't stop Herschel Walker did it? If you are so upset that blacks are not in the winter Olympics, then maybe you should stop attacking this time of year and promote your brotherhood to compete, or at least try out, and shut your pie hole. What exactly do you have against whites in the olympics anyway? Do you object to there being whites in the NBA?? Hey idiot? Have you taken a look at your wife lately?
And for those who wait in your labeled "kiss and cry" area. These are the people who have worked hard, through blood sweat and tears, despite the level of sport, so they can be here, with their families in this "kiss and cry" area. You wouldn't have any idea about it anyway... The hard work and emotion involved with getting here, again, despite the level of sport and competition involved in said games.
Try to forget about the announcers who pretend they know something about the luge, skeleton and biatholon..... You are such an idiot. You are pompous and arrogant. YOU DO THE SAME THING BUTT BREATH! You are an announcer, who I AM SURE have had to take on assignments you didn't like or know about. All you have done with this statement is insult your own kind. Again, you're an idiot.
I think those of you reading my blog will see my point. This Gumbel guy is rated to be among the best announcers/broadcasters there are. Gross. I have no idea why. Is it because he has "that voice" or "that appearance"? God only knows. I hope that when my friends who play sports make it big or achieve their goals, that Bryant Gumbel is on vacation in another country (preferably Iraq) with his WHITE wife, promoting a democratic party who wouldn't stand a chance anyway.
Thanks to the Dunham & Miller show on Sports Radio 1310 The Ticket for bringing this to my attention. Some HSO's above were suggested by Dunham & Miller. Thanks guys.
Here's to you Bryant Gumbel:
"Because [the Winter Olympics] are so trying, maybe over the next three weeks we should all try too. Like try not to be incredulous when someone tries to link these games to those of the ancient Greeks who never heard of skating or skiing. So try not to laugh when someone says these are the world's greatest athletes, despite a paucity of Blacks that makes the Winter Games look like a GOP convention. Try not to point out that something's not really a sport if a pseudo-athlete waits in what's called a "kiss and cry area" while some panel of subjective judges decides who won. And try to blot out all logic when announcers and sports writers pretend to care about the luge, the skeleton, the biathlon, and all those other events they don't understand and totally ignore for all but three weeks every four years. Face it, these Olympics are little more than a marketing plan to fill space and sell time during the dreary days of February. So, if only to hasten the arrival of the day they're done, and we can move on to March Madness, for God's sake, let the Games begin."
OK, is he serious?? The ancient Greeks have never heard of skiing or skating? Hey jerk off.... Do you think these ancient Greeks have ever heard of BASKETBALL??? You know... One of the main events in the SUMMER Olympics that YOU promote?? It looks like a GOP convention?? What in the hell do you think you proved by saying that?? Is it because of your observation that there are no black people in the Olympics? Or is it because your a liberal douchebag who doesn't know shit from Shinola? That these people are not true athletes because they are not black? Do you think the US Olympic committee have barred black people from competing or trying out? It didn't stop Herschel Walker did it? If you are so upset that blacks are not in the winter Olympics, then maybe you should stop attacking this time of year and promote your brotherhood to compete, or at least try out, and shut your pie hole. What exactly do you have against whites in the olympics anyway? Do you object to there being whites in the NBA?? Hey idiot? Have you taken a look at your wife lately?
And for those who wait in your labeled "kiss and cry" area. These are the people who have worked hard, through blood sweat and tears, despite the level of sport, so they can be here, with their families in this "kiss and cry" area. You wouldn't have any idea about it anyway... The hard work and emotion involved with getting here, again, despite the level of sport and competition involved in said games.
Try to forget about the announcers who pretend they know something about the luge, skeleton and biatholon..... You are such an idiot. You are pompous and arrogant. YOU DO THE SAME THING BUTT BREATH! You are an announcer, who I AM SURE have had to take on assignments you didn't like or know about. All you have done with this statement is insult your own kind. Again, you're an idiot.
I think those of you reading my blog will see my point. This Gumbel guy is rated to be among the best announcers/broadcasters there are. Gross. I have no idea why. Is it because he has "that voice" or "that appearance"? God only knows. I hope that when my friends who play sports make it big or achieve their goals, that Bryant Gumbel is on vacation in another country (preferably Iraq) with his WHITE wife, promoting a democratic party who wouldn't stand a chance anyway.
Thanks to the Dunham & Miller show on Sports Radio 1310 The Ticket for bringing this to my attention. Some HSO's above were suggested by Dunham & Miller. Thanks guys.
Here's to you Bryant Gumbel:
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